sass my ass

i get so stuck dealing with other peoples problems, mine kinda sit collecting dust & i'm allergic to dust.

but, fine.
today...of course, i stuck my head into a relationship that i helped form & realized its none of my business & never should have been. she apparently 'sassed' him..&then he came crying to me about it.

??
be a man, right?
anywhore, i tried to be polite & help but i ended up getting annoyed & angry. i'm 18 years old...why should i have to put band-aids on the boo boo's of middle aged bitches? it was some ludashit. i started off real calm & collect like..then i just spewed out some truth. i told them that since its been a good while since they'd been in the 6th grade, maybe they should realize if they need a middle man in their relationship they should just as soon start spreading rumours about how missy loo stuffs her bra & call this shit what it is.
i didnt tell them to break up, i just told them what ive been told, you can't try on people like shoes.

i mean my god, we're human beings. you can't handle a sass? idk, i've been known to overreact..
but when i told them the next time they come to me to patch up their 'grown up' relationship, i'd throw them over my knee....i meant it.